You may be submissive if..
A humorous look at a submission
If you hear the term "house whip" on CNN and then get dissipointed that they are talking politics.
You may be submissive if a friend tells you she cant get out of the house cause shes "all tied up" and you get jelous, If you find yourself lying about your birthday just so you can get an extra spanking or two durring the year, you may be submissive.
If you hear a confused person say "beat me!" and you automatically yell. "Me next!" you may be submissive.
You may be submissive if you think the best part of going to church is getting on your knees.If you wish your "Mastercard" would give you orders, you may be a submissive. If you call your personel vibrator "Sir!" you may just be a submissive You may be submissive if you se a road sign that says "chains required" and you wonder if that means whips are optional. author unknown. |
