THIS SIGHT WILL SOON BE REBORN FOR THE 2003 SEASON. WE APOLOGIZE FOR OUR RECENT NEGLECT.


SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
WE ARE THE SUPREME RULERS OF ALL PAINTBALL, KNEEL, PRAISE, AND MAKE PAGAN IDOLS OF US.
None who are saved shall grab ass.
      A horrible crime against sobriety has begun, or so the mighty grabass sayeth. Thus, we have decided to seek our rightful place in the paintball world. Brought together by booze? A trailer in the woods? A desire to hunt and hurt each other physically? Who cares? All that matters for sure is maintaining OBZ while completely dominating the entire paintball world.

      We have assumed control of the drunken paintball world from our Saint John, NB Canada barracks. We practice weekly at a secret private field in the New River Beach area. We also get drunk on a beach near the field. Very drunk. This means our fields kick ass because we never work on them sober, knowing that the next day we will be too hungover to do anything but get drunk, fight and splat each other again.

      Sometimes we feel we should be a "medieval paintball clan". Think about that for a moment.

     AS IS TRADITION WITH US, WE CHALLENGE ANY AND ALL PRO AND\OR AMATEUR PAINTBALL CLUBS IN THE WORLD. WE WILL KICK YOUR ARSES INTO THE KINDA OF MESS YOU USUALLY ONLY HEAR RUMORS AND FAIRY TALES ABOUT FROM PEOPLE FORMELY INCARCERATED IN THE MEXICAN PRISON SYSTEM. DAY OR NIGHT, DRUNK TO THE POINT OF VOMITING AND SEEING DOUBLE-TRIPLE OR SOBER AND SHAKING FROM LACK OF BOOZE IN OUR SYSTEMS, BRING YOUR FANCY AUTOCOCKER NITRO ASSED GEAR AND YOUR FANCY TRIP MINES, YOU'LL NEED IT ALL. IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE OUR LETHAL ONSLAUGHT PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. REMEMBER, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! YOU WILL BE ON YOUR KNEES BEGGING FOR MERCY WHERE THERE WILL BE NONE.....EVER PATHETIC FOOLS.

      WE EVEN WELCOME BIASED AND\OR PAID OFF REFEREES, YOU'LL BE DRIPPING GOOEY SHIT OFF YOUR FACE LIKE THE GIRLY GIRLS YOU ARE FOR THE NEXT YEAR AND A HALF. COME FIND OUT!

      We are always looking for new players who drink lots of alcohol. Contact us if you want more info. If your a dickhead dont bother, we will beat you up.

      Sorry, we usually only accept highly proven, pro rank players and/or quasi-functional total alcoholics as members of our paintball club. "We know, you wish." -Parrothead-KFH.