* "Judge people by what's inside. If you go for looks, you might get someone with lots of energy... but no battery." "Read the Bible when you're young; it has all of life's answers. Don't wait until you're old and read the Bible like crazy as if you're trying to cram for a final." "Don't talk in obscure clichés. The pan must fit the griddle." "It's not always important to face your fears. I mean, I'm afraid of being eaten by a crocodile, but I don't rub meat all over my body and wander around Florida." "The left lane is the fast lane. Throwing a cat out the window is not considered kitty litter." "Carry a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card in case you get stopped by a cop. It'll actually give him something to laugh at while he's writing out the ticket." "Avoid oysters. In fact, avoid any food that looks like the flu." "You don't use everything you learn in school in life. I mean, I have yet to determine the sum of an isosceles triangle. And I've never been hanging out with a friend of mine and said, 'Hold on, Randy, that's a good sentence. Let me diagram that thing for ya!' Of course, dodge ball does teach you how to cross traffic." * All of these quotes are Bob Smiley's. |
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