If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what idiot came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
What hair color do they put on drivers' licenses of bald men?
If you should agree to plasitc surgery if the doctor's office is full of Picasso portraits?
If we are here to help others, then what are others here for?
Why you would swear more while driving than walking?
If you should take a risk, just so long that everything ends up ok?
Why no one says, "It's only a game," when their team is winning?
What the speed of lightning is if it didn't zig-zag?
If you play a blank cd at full blast, will a mime get mad?
If a person who is a Schizophrenic (multiple personalities) wants to comit suicide, would that be a hostage situation?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
What the speed of dark is?
If amphibians have to wait an hour before they get OUT of water?
Why they dont just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone styrofoam, what do u send it in?
Why they have to sterilize needles for LETHAL injections.
If it's true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why abbreviated is such a long word?
If we throw rice at our weddings, do asians throw hamburgers?
If you spin an oriental person, are they disoriented?
If people from Polland are called "Poles", wouldn't people from Holland be called "Holes?"
If a pig loses its voice, is it dis gruntled?
Why a man who invests all of his money called a broker?
Why croutons come in airtight packes? Their just stale bread anyway.
If cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
Why a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
If horrifc means to make horrible, doesn't terrific mean to make terrible?
That's not right...........................................Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?......................Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me ASAP..............................................Kum Hea Now
Stupid man..................................................Dum Gai
Small horse.................................................Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?..............................Wai Yu So Tan?
I thought you were on a diet........................Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone................................No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled next week............Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight......................................Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile........................Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive..........................Yu Stin Ki Pu
