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Archive 2
<----- Pickup lines from the Bar ----->
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
Lick your finger and touch the person, touch yourself with it and say, "Let's you and me get out of these wet clothes."
May I flirt with you?
Oh my sweet darling! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Overheard in our computer lab: Just because your computers are incompatible, doesn't mean we are.
Say, did we go to different schools together?
Shall I wait for you in my car or will the closet suffice?
Sorry to bother you, but I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.
Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, "Wanna screw?"
That shirt's very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like you know them.)
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
When I first saw you I almost had to call an ambulance to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart!
Walk up to a girl in a bar and pull out a print out of all the pickup lines on this site. When she asks what you're doing tell her you're trying to pick out the best line to use on a woman as beautiful as her
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