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<----- Pickup lines from the Bar ----->
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If I let you suck on my tongue would you be grateful?
I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
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Do you sleep on your stomach?
No.
Can I?
Hi, my name's Kima. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
My name is Kima, but you can call me anything at all. Just call me.
He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!
True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
Hey, nice Shoes. Wanna fuck ?
Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
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"Did it hurt?"
"huh ?"
"When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?" |
You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
I'm going to have sex with you tonight no matter what, so you might as well be there.
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Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Most of my basketball team mates like to watch the NBA playoffs, cuz it only happens once a year, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.
Your parents must be retarded because you are so special!
Excuse me, did you just touch my ass?
No.
Damn!
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Wow! Are those real?
Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Pocahontus?
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers?
No.
Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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If you stood infront of a mirror and held up 11 roses,
you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow
job?
No!
Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...
He : Hey, Stop!
She : What?
He : You're undressing me with your eyes... I know you're doing it. STOP!
Rebuttals to Pick-Up Lines
He: I'd really like to get into your pants.
She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.
A guy comes up to a girl and tells her some pick-up line.
She grabs his crotch, looks down at it,
looks back at him, and says, "Sorry, I don't see any potential here" and nonchalantly walks off.
After hearing a pick-up line:
I like your approach........ now let's see your departure.
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