| One Liners The best collection to make your stomach pain while laughing |
| � Santa: Hi. I'm looking for a good buy Salesman: Oh. Ok. Goodbye. � Santa: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Banta: How tall are you?. � Banta: I got an anonymous letter. Santa: From whom ?. � Santa: How did you get that horrible swelling on your nose? Banta: I bent down to smell a brose Santa: There isn't a B in rose. Banta: There was in this one!. � Jeeto: What are you doing? Santa: Washing myself, of course PreetoMom: Without soap and water? Santa: Haven't you ever heard of dry cleaning. � "What do use for washing dishes?" "Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best.". � Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" "I couldn't lift the table.". � But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not. � Santa has a fine watch dog. At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark. � Q: Why do pipers always walk when they play ? A: Moving targets are harder to hit. |
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