| One Liners The best collection to make your stomach pain while laughing |
| � A drunken man gets on the bus late one night and sits next to an elderly woman. She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you, you're going straight to hell!" Man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Dammmmmn, I'm on the wrong bus!". � Q: Why don't anteaters get sick ? A: Because they're full of anty-bodies !. � One day as Santa came home early from work, he saw a guy jogging naked. Santa asked, "Hey, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early.". � Santa took his dog to the vet. "Doctor Banta," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." Dr Banta stepped back in shock, "Why should I do such a terrible thing ?" "Actually my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome.". � Q: How does a cop open a can ? A: He points the gun to it and shouts: "Police, open up! You are surrounded!". � Q: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country" ? A: It beats, beats, beats.... � Q: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won't work, one of them to scream "Wouuuu-Wouuuuu" and the other - "Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..". � Q: What did the sea say to the shore ? A: Nothing...it just waved. � Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying ? A: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. � Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest ? A: No body. |
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