| One Liners The best collection to make your stomach pain while laughing |
| � Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain. � A man was prosecuted. The judge asked him, "Don't you need a lawyer?" To which he replies, "No, I don't need any, I'm going to tell the truth.". � Q: If an blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who would die first? A: The brunette -- because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions. � Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said "CLEAN TOILETS 8 Kms". By the time he drove eight Km, he had cleaned 14 toilets. � Q: Why did the Santa tip-toe past the medicine cabinet ? A: So he wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. � Q: Why did the Santa stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed ? A: He wanted to see what he looked like asleep. � Q: Why did it take the Santa a whole week to wash three basement windows ? A: It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in. � Q: Why did the Banta take his new scarf back to the store ? A: It was too tight. � Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer ? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. � Q: What's the advantage of being married to a blonde ? A: You can park in handicapped zones. |
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