| One Liners The best collection to make your stomach pain while laughing |
| � Q: Why did the blonde quit his job as a restroom attendant ? A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer. � Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk ? A: The cow fell on her. � Santa and Banta are taking a walk, and Banta goes, "Oh look, a dead bird," and Santa looks up at the sky and goes, "Where?". � The statement below is true The statement above is false. � On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK". � Q: What do you do when a Santa throws a pin at you ? A: Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. � Q: What do you do when Santa throws a hand grenade at you ? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. � Q: What will Santa do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper ? (he already has one and he wants one more..) A: He takes a photcopy of the white paper. � Q: What will Santa do after taking photocopies ? A: He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes!!. � Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I'll not be able to communicate with my child. Banta: Is it ! Why ? Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months |
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