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| � Q: How can you tell a bachelor from a married man? A: A bachelor comes to work from a different direction each morning. � Mother: "Soooo... you want to become my son-in-law." Suitor: "No, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughter.". � Q: What do you call a letter delivered from a chimney? A: Black mail. � But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not. � Scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive. � Q: What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor? A: One kisses the Mrs and the other misses the kisses. � A husband was resting next to wife on the couch with his head in her lap. Wife carefully removed his glasses. �You know, honey,� She said sweetly, �Without your glasses you look like the same handsome young man I married.� �Honey,� he replied, �Without my glasses, you still look pretty good too!�. � A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, �I�ve lost my dad!� The cop asked, �What�s he like?� The little boy replied, �Beer and women!�. � Santa: "I passed your house yesterday." Banta: "Thanks I appreciate it.". � Jeeto: Why don't you give your husband a divorce?" Preeto: "What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?". |
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