| One Liners The best collection to make your stomach pain while laughing |
| � The 3 fastest means of communication: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman. � Q: What is defference between man and Superman? A: Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. � Eve to Adam: What do you mean the kids don't look like you?. � Q: What's the difference between the Government and the Mafia? A: One of them is organized. � Q: Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing? A: "The runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide". � Joe: "My uncle knew a month before his death the exact date he was going to die." Moe: "How did he know?" Joe: "The judge told him". � "Tell me Doctor," asked a patient, "When I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush to me feet now?" "That's because your feet aren't empty," replied the Doctor. � Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals". � The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong. � Q: What does Hellen Kellers parents do to punish her? A: They changed the furniture around. |
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