| One Liners The best collection to make your stomach pain while laughing |
| � Santa: "During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much." Nurse: "What word was that?" Santa: "Oops!". � Late one night at the insane asylum Banta shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" Banta said, "God told me!" Just then, Santa from another room shouted, "I did NOT!!!". � A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27 She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty "Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped.". � Pakistan's worst air disaster occurred today when a small 2 seater plane crashed into a cemetery this morning. Pakistan search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that the number will climb as the digging continues into the night. � Jeeto: What do you mean by coming home half drunk? Santa: It's not my fault...I ran out of money. � Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now. � Auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000." After a moment's silence from the back of the room came the cry, "Two thousand five hundred!". � Santa: You know, Jeeto, our son got his brain from me. Jeeto: I think he did, I've still got mine with me. � Teacher: Sonu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Sonu: No, teacher, it's the same dog. � Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it. |
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