| One Liners The best collection to make your stomach pain while laughing |
| � Q: Why did the pony have a sore throat? A: Because he was a little horse. � Q: Why does a tiger have stripes? A:So he won't be spotted. � Q: Which day is stronger, Sunday or Monday? A: Sunday. Monday is a weekday. � Q: Why does a blonde only change diaper on her baby once a month? A: Because it says good for up to 20 pounds. � Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.. � A couple goes to the Doctors office, the man who has a hearing problem is there for a physical, the doctor tells the man he will need a urine and stool sample, The man says Hunh ! The docor repeats himself I will need a urine and stool sample, hunh ! this time the man looks at his wife and asks what did he say? The wife answers in a loud voice "HE NEEDS TO SEE YOUR UNDERWEAR. � A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: Ok A: A white horse fell in the mud. � Santa: Why are all those people running? Banta: They are running a race to get a cup. Santa: Who will get the cup? Banta: The person who wins. Santa: Then why are all the others running?. � Son: "I know what the Bible means!" Father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" Son replied, "I do know!" "Ok," said his father. "So, son, what does the Bible mean?" "That's easy, Daddy. It stands for Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.". � Santa: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Jeeto: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Santa: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Jeeto: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" . |
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