| One Liners The best collection to make your stomach pain while laughing |
| � Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road ? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.. � Q: Why did the Santa climb the glass wall ? A: To see what was on the other side.. � A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!". � Q: What's the difference between in-laws and out-laws? A: Outlaws are wanted. � Q: How is a blonde like a bottle of beer? A: They're both empty from the neck up. � A gathering was called to mourn the death of a retired Principal. After praising his qualities, the speech ended saying, 'It was so sad that our beloved Principal had to answer the call of nature so soon '. Not to be outdone, the college paid a equally moving tribute: May his soul rest in piss (peace). � Policeman: Why didn't you stop when you saw the zebra crossing, Sir ? Banta: Such animals should be kept in a zoo, officer !. � Banta put up a sign-board on his shop bearing these words."Letters typed in three languages." Next day his Rival, Santa, displayed a bigger board saying: "Photostat copies prepared in all languages. � In the corridor of a government office was a signboard reading "Don't make a noise." someone added the following words: "Otherwise we may wake up" . � Teacher: There is no difficulty in the world we can not overcome. Pupil: Have you ever tried squeezing the toothpaste back into the tube, Sir?. << |
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