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| Signs of Beatles Obsession |
| 1 You own 2 or more Beatles movies 2 You own a whole lot of Beatles pins 3 You memorized at least 50 Beatles songs 4 You have all their CDs 5 You celebrate all their birthdays 6 You start dressing like them (1967-tunics, tight legged courdeory or 1964-blazers, dress shirts, drainies) 7 You start speaking in a British (Liddipulian) accent 8 You use words like fab, gear, grotty and git 9 You love Paul's pink suit from the hollyhock photoshoot 10 You love how the Beatles pretended to speak Italian in Sun King 11 You constantly replay the bathroom/hairdryer sceen from Help (ah, so great!) 12 You call your hair Arthur 13 You make it a public affair when a Beatles song comes on the radio-you spaz 14 You spaz when a Beatles refrence is on the telle 15 You own 3 or more Beatles books 16 Over half of the things you draw is the Beatles 17 You get your friends obsessed with the Beatles 18 You get your younger siblings obsessed with the Beatles 19 You own Beatles records-even if you don't have a record player 20 ALL of your teachers know you love the Beatles 21 You have long conversations about the Beatles with them 22 All the school knows you love the Beatles 23 You are known as the Peace-Loving-Girl/Boy/Kid 24 You do a Beatles-related report in an English class 25 You speak in a British/Liddipulian accent (ha..that was great!) 26 You room is covered with Beatles posters 27 You blather about the Beatles to anybody 28 You have a Beatles website/forum 29 You have over 300 pics of your favourite Beatle on your computer 30 You have Beatles action figures 31 The majority of your shirts are Beatle shirts 32 You make your own Beatle shirts 33 You make a Beatles pillow (stars drooling on Beatles....) 34 You attempt to start a Beatles club 35 Paul McCartney is your #1 friend on MySpace (even though I hate MySpace and never use it) 36 You start a 'religion' called Beatleism 37 You become a Hindu just because of George' 38 You have frequent Beatle dreams 39 SOMETHING on your computer has to do with the Beatles 40 You own a pair of Beatle Books 41 You have a pair of "John Lennon Glasses" 42 You start singing Beatles songs at random times of the day 43 You ALWAYS have some Beatles song stuck in your head 44 You buy anything Beatles related when you go shopping 45 When you cross the street, you do it Abbey Road style..you know what I mean! 46 You form your own Beatle-band 47 You have a Beatle alter ego (for example, I'm Paul. I play the Bass!! I even have a violin shaped bass!!!) 48 You own a Beatle instrument 49 You say you're the reincarnation of John Lennon 50 You talk about the Beatles like you know them 51 Your family tells yeh to shut up and just watch the movie when you're watching Help! 52 You're scared of red paint 53 You think Blue Meanies are real 54 You're worried you're gonna get a sacred ring from an eastern bird in a fan letter (lol) 55 You pretend to be a Beatle 56 Even though you're a girl 57 You have a Beatle-related email address 58 When there is a tornado watch in your area, you gather up all of your Beatles items, and take them with you to your safe place (I just did that yesterday-June 30th...mum thought I was crazy) 59 You know their home addresses and write to them regularly 60 You accidently call your family members by the names of the Beatles(uhh..I just called my cousin Paul today...lol!) 61 You run around screaming "MACCA!!!!!" quite often 62 On vacation, on a 'two-way-radio' you talk like George, say you're George Harrison and wonder why no one is talking back to you (man, that was fun!) 63 You own the Ringo the Racoon TY Beanie baby thingy 64 You sometimes 'pretend' you're talking to John or George (You know you really are....) 65 You carry a picture of the Beatles (or A Beatle) around at all times 66 When someone says to you "I just heard the Beatles song (Insert song name here)...and I didn't like it, and your friends say "I wouldn't say that if I were you..she'll/he'll go Beatle-freak on you!" 67 You actually say that you live in a Yellow Submarine, in an Octopus' Garden on Penny Lane in Strawberry Fields...forever. 68 You make a list of Signs of Beatles Obsession 69 You're reading this list right now! 70 Every word in your vocabulary has to do with the Beatles 71 You're thinking of holding a Peace Rally (non-violent, of course) because John would 72 You think that Paul's eyes are the most gorgeous things in the world *sighs* 73 You buy a gear black jacket to preted to be Ringo on Abbey Road 74 Pepperland, and Nowhereland are real, and you know it 75 People can only glance at you and tell that you're obsessed with the Beatles 76 You start to wonder if your family and friends are embarrased to be around you in public 77 You join my forum :) 78 Um *taps chin* You have a lot of Instant Karma! 79 You make up words like Johnny-rific :p 80 "Oh yea! You're that chick who likes the Beatles!"...you hear that...a lot. 81 Your teachers show fab Beatles videos cause they know you love them 82 People know your obsession before they know you 83 You're listening to the Beatles now, aren't you? 84 You're probably wearing a Beatles shirt, or are dressed like a Beatles too, aren't you? 85 You can easiliy quote MMT 86 You're inspired by the Beatles clothes in MMT 87 When you're at a restaruant, you expect to be served spaghetti with a shovel (by John Lennon! lol) 88 Who cares if the Beatles control every aspect of your little life? 89 Every yard sale you see you go to and try to find Beatles records (and it get on yer wick when yeh don't...) 90 You're MP3 is all, or mostly all Beatles/solo works 91 Anything that anyone says, you can get something Beatle-y out of it 92 You take all of those Beatles obsession quizzes 93 You have day long Beatles Movie Marathons! 94 WWJD means 'What would John do?', not Jesus 95 You become a hippy 96 You're starting a revolution of your own 97 You follow the ideas of John Lennon himself 98 You meditate to connect with George 99 You grow your hair for peace 100 You say your from Nutopia, 'cause it's really a place you know! 101 You understand John's idea of 'total communication' |
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