It's been a long time I've updated. Been quite "off" the computer these few days. As usual, I've not done much, laze about, do nothing, watch TV, sleep, blah blah blah. Nothing interesting.

In order to find something to talk about, here's a conversation I'm having with my computer:

COM
So, how are you feeling?

ME
Very warm and very stupid. Ask something else.

COM
Have you watched any movies lately?

ME
Notting Hill. Nice. Funny. Ask something else.

COM
Read any books lately?

ME
Chinese books mainly. You won't want to know. Ask something else.

COM
How about talking about TV? You love talking about TV.

ME
I watch a lot of TV, but I've forgotten now. Ask something else.

COM
How about your family members? Friends? How are they?

ME
Fine, thank you. Ask something else.

COM
You're trying my patience, young lady.

ME
Thank you. Anything else?

COM
[Keeps silent in protest.]

ME
[Switches off the computer in retaliation.]

Now you know why I do not update anymore.