I just love my friends. My friends are hilarious. Full of crap. Self-absorbed and sometimes obnoxious. Totally real.

Like I've said before, I had a very good thanksgiving break in North Carolina. It's not really because of the place, the food or the things I did. It's really the people. Ok, this is a sample of our many weird conversations, part of the conversation we had during thanksgiving dinner....quite a few times, I nearly choked...

p: let's vegetate.
m: no let's locomote...no let's perambulate
c: what's that
p: cindy doesn't know what that means... hey do you know what this word means: callipygian
m: no what does it mean
p:it means one who has a nice butt
m: not much chance to apply this to any of us
c: do you people look at guys' butts
p:no
m:no
p: i look at the face...no actually the build
c: i look at shoulders
m: i don't look at guys
p: not even objectively?
m: only in between relationshps..when i'm in them i try to switch off
p: yeah actually me too...i can switch off.. but i don't even know why people care about the butt
m: well cos it's the only convenient pinchable part
p: but you can't even see it
c: duh if you can't see it what do you look at
p: i look at the build
m: why do you care about build you're so short anyway all the guys are taller than you
p: that's the point, i need a taller guy to make up for me being short
m: who cares about the build it's what's lower that counts
c: it's good that he (poach's bf) is tall what cannot see his face cos he is not very cute anyway...
p: you are so mean
c: oh yah so do you rather i call him the gorilla or asshole?
p: *glare*
m: hm gorilla..gorillas are well endowed
p: but stallions are the biggest
m: yarrite compared to a gorilla?
p: stallions are more well endowed....i know, cos i read the kamasutra
c: look lah a gorilla has to be bigger than a stallion
p: why it doesn't have to be proportionate what
m: wait are there gorillas in india..maybe that's why
c: i'm sure there are
m: gorillas live inmountains
c/p: HIMALAYAS
m: ok....
p: look why are we arguing about this not like i'm going to have sex with a gorilla
*shrieks of laughter*
c: do you want to rephrase that
p: but i'm not what
c: look you started it ok
p: i didn't...it's your fault cos you started talking about whether we look at guys butts
c: what ay it's your fault ok because you brought up that word...callipygian
m: exactly, out of nowhere you brought that up so it's your fault.
p: oh...no it's minzhi's fault cos she said perambulate and cindy didn't know what that means so i wanted to come up with big words
m: ha then it's cindy's fault cos she didn't know what perambulate means
c: oh so it's my fault again
m: no wait it's poach's fault cos you said let's vegetate and tt's why i said no let's locomote.
m/c: orrhhhhh poach

Did I mention how crappy my friends are?

Oh yes, don't mind the singlish and the lack of punctuations here...this is exactly how we talk.....sigh, I love my friends..