Welcome to Walking the Bridge of Your Nose. This is a collection of useless poems that no one should even care about. but I think they're awesome. So here goes. Please tell your friends about this site! ^^ Thanks!



E ver since there has been language, people have played with it. Archaeologists have found funny rhymes scratched on the wals from ancient Roman times, and all over the worls people have made up tongue twisters, riddles, puns, and all sorts of wordplay. In this collection I've tried to bring together different kinds of games that English-speaking people have played with words. Sometimes we know who did the playing, like Ogden Nash, Eve Merriam, or Jack Prelutsky, but often we don't know, a funny rhyme or riddle has just grown up among a group of people, and somebody, luckily, came along and wrote it down. So when you read this string of websites, be prepared to be baffled, bamfoozled, bewitched and bedazzled. Either your tongue or your mind may be twisted up and whirled around in circles. Just hang on to your seats and wait for a giggle.
MICHAEL ROSEN


1)Mouth Manglers
2)Silly Patter
3)Nursery Crimes
4)Sound Bites
5)Riddle Me Ree
6)Tombstone Tomfoolery
7)Nonstop Nonsense
8)Crazy Chains
9)English Class
10)Flimflam, Baloney, and Bunkum
11)Preposterous Puns
12)Mind Benders

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