Silly Patter!


Oodnadatta
Oodnadatta
Parramatta
Names to make your tonsils chatter-
Tonsils chatter,
Oodnadatta
Parramatta.
RONALD OLIVER BRIERLEY


Did he say I said you said she said that?
He said you said I said she said that!
Well, I didn't!


There were two skunks-
Out and In.
When Ine was out,
Out was in.
One day Out was in and In was out.
Their mother,
who was in with Out,
wanted In in.
"Bring In in,"
she said to Out.
So Out went out
and brought In in.
"How did you find him
so fast?" she asked.
"Instinct," He said.


SINK SONG
Scouring out the porridge pot
Round and round and round!
Out with all the scraith and scoopery,
Lift the eely ooly droopery,
Chase the glubbery slubbery gloopery
Round and round and round!
Out with all the doleful dithery,
Ladle out the slimy slithery,
Hunt and catch the hithery slithery,
Round and round and round!
Out with all the obbly gubbly,
On the stove it burns so bubbly,
Use the spoon and use it doubly,
Round and round and round!
J.A. LINDON

Our Joe wants to know
if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe's banjo.
If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo,
Our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo
When our Joe has a banjo!


A fly and a flea flew up in a flue.
Said the fly to the flea,
"What shall we do?"
"Let's fly!" Said the flea.
"Let's flee!" Said the fly.
So they fluttered and flew up a flaw in the flue.