MOUTH MANGLERS!




Esau Wood sawed wood.
Esau Wood would saw wood.
Oh, the wood that Wood would saw!
One day, Esau Wood saw a saw saw wood
as no other woodsaw Wood ever saw would saw wood.
Of all the woodsaws Wood ever saw saw wood,
Wood never saw a woodsaw that would saw wood like
the woodsaw Wood saw would saw wood.
Now Esau Wood saws with that saw he saw saw wood.


THE COW
The cow mainly moos as she chooses to moo
and she chooses to moo as she chooses.
She furthermore chews as she chooses to chew
And she chooses to chew as she muses.
If she chooses to moo she may moo to amuse
or may moo just to moo as she chooses.
If she chooses to chew, she may moo as she chews
or may chew just to chew as she muses.

JACK PRELUTSKY

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar;
The bear could not bear the boar;
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the boar could bear no more
The bear that bored him on the moor;
And so one morn the bear he bored-
The bear will bore the boar no more.


You've no need to light a night light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It's really not quite right
To light night lights with their slight lights,
On a light night like tonight.


"Night, night, Knight," Said one Knight to the
other Knight the other night.
"Night, night Knight," Said the last
Knight to the first Knight, that same night.


Sheila Shorter sought a suitor;
Sheila sought a suitor short.
Sheila's suitor's sure to suit her;
Short's the suitor Shiela sought!


Down the slippery slide they slid
Sitting slightly sideways;
Slipping swiftly see them skid
On holidays and Fridays.

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