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Ten Commandments-Ebonics Style

Ten Commandments-Ebonics Style:
 

Sometimes you have to get the message across as best we can. Try this
for those who can't understand the King James Version:


1. I'm God. Don't play me!
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me.)
2. Don't be makin' no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me.
(Thou shalt not have any graven images.)
3. Don't be callin' me fo' no reason.
(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain.)
4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday, and not just the Sundays when
it's Mother's day, Easter and Christmas.
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy.)
5. Don't be dis'n or cuss'n out yo' momma...and if you know who ya
daddy is, don't dis him neither.
(Honor thy father and mother.)
6. Don't be goin' on no drive by's.
(Thou shalt not kill.)
7. Stick to ya own Boo.
(Thou shalt not commit adultery.)
8. Don't be borrow'n stuff and don't give it back.
(Thou shalt not steal.)
9. Don't be snitchin' on the otha' man to save yo' behind.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother.)
10. Don't be skeemin' yo' homie's crib, ride, woman or nuffin'.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother.)

 

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