FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
GERMAN SHEPHERD - 85 lbs. NEUTERED, SPEAKS GERMAN, FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT...BEEN OUT AWHILE...
BETTER BE A REWARD.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE.... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
NORDIC TRACK - $300, HARDLY USED, Contact "CHUBBY".
HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON, FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.

(AND THE BEST ONE)
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.  Excellent condition - $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month.....wife knows everything!!