Finally after 17 years Ozzy has managed to take his son of a fishing trip. Ozzy, Jack, Jack's friend Tony.T, Tony and David go fishing in the docks on the New Del Mar or the Titanic as Ozzy calls it. Ozzy , Jack and Tony T experiment with firecrackers before the captain tells them off! The group decide to bet $50 each on who can catch the biggest fish! Jack and Ozzy conclude their male bonding by releiving themselves amognst some trash cans on the way home.
Episode 19: Bye Bye Babies
Jack and Robert prepare for their trip to their house in England, as Kelly is packing up to go on tour for three weeks. Jack asks Ozzy and Sharon no to "get fruity" in his room. Ozzy retorts that Jack "gets fruity" in his house and Jack has no way of denying this statement! As Sharon finds a pack of Trojans which Jack claims he dosent use and has 11 illegitamte children running around! Ozzy fails a breathalyzer test and Sharon asks Jack to leave the test with her. Ozzy eats carrot cake every day and trys to get the keyboard to work which was used for Black Sabbath. Sharon feels lonely and thinks up a plan to make more babie for the house by making minnie pregnant! Meanwhile in Buckinghamshire England Jack introduces Rob to their real dogs & shows him around their old house. They waste no time on planning their first party and ride bikes drunk and play with guns despite promising Sharon the opposite. The three weeks pass and Sharon is reunited with her babies!
Episdoe 20: Ozz Well That Ends Well
Things arnt going well with Kelly and Bert aka (rat boy) Kelly complains to her friend on the phone about bert not being such a good boyfriend, as he tries to get her a job on his tour. Kelly is upset because he doesnt realise shes already got a job, a bloody good one! Melinda informs Sharon of Berts behaviour and Sharon decides that they'll sort the "little pervert" out! No one messes with Sharon Osbournes daughter!!! You'll be sorry! Jack seems to be having some funky dreams. He tells everyone that he wakes up feeling violent and sleepwalks. Everyone thinks hes full of shit and.....until we see night vision footage of Jack attacking his beloved dog lola in the middle of the night! Jack informs Ozzy in the morning of his behaviour from the night before, Ozzy suggests that jack should go to see a therapist as he doesnt want to be the next victim. Kelly calls Sharon with bad news for Kelly but great news for the family, bert has broken up with kelly and on the worst possible day of the year, Valebtines Day! They all continue to call him every name under the son and kelly adds that he suffereing from LSD Lead singer disease Kelly continues to say that berts only reason for breaking up with her was "he just wanted to rock on" WATEVER!!! Later on Ozzy adds toothpaste to Jacks bite and then back to the night vision cam where jack is having funky dreams again this time minnie is the victim we see jack grab minne followed by some sort of struggle and then complete stillness! All we hear is a little "yip" What happened did Jack just accidently kill the families beloved dog! In the morning jack notices minnie lying next to him whilst ozzy and sharon search the house looking for her, Minnie....Minnie! Jack fleas the house with minnie in his duffle bag. Jack tells Ozzy who is completely baffeled by the situation and jack begs him not to tel sharon. Ozzy knows he has to and sharon shreiks and says she cant stay in the house full of minnie memories and leaves the house leaving a goodbye note on the toilet seat for ozzy. Ozzy still seems to be stuck on the weather channel He shouts out for sharon, jack, kelly and theres no reply ozzy gets up and leaves the room and we hear cut! Thats a wrap! Wait a miniute isnt this supposed to be reality tv, we see a camera crew, a cue-card guy holding ozzy's last line and the rest of the family including an alive minnie! Is he whole thing scripted?
