With the new number of dogs 13! Sharon is working on her talk show, 'The Sharon Osbourne Show' and is slipped the news from her producers that she needs to step the show up a notch! Sharon begins to beg her family to appear on her show, kelly refuses, Jack also refuses by kindly hanging up the phone. You can always count on your family! Ozzy is eventually conned into going on the show as a guest but infact is co-host which he didnt want to do! Elsewhere changes are being made in The Osbourne household in the backyard also complete with a 980 pounds Buddha.
Episode 2: Car Jacked
Its been a rough night for Kelly, Christina Aguilera throwing darts at her head on a dart board at the EMA's. Jack drops into to convosation that Kelly did provoke Christina enough times for this to happen. Kelly comes back with Christinas only doing it as a publicity stunt as she didnt get as much attention as Britney with her make-out with Madonna.
Jack turns 18 and faces his driving test, where before hand goes out to practice paralell parking and has a slight bump in the back of his new car. Given to him for his birthday by Sharon and Ozzy! Back to his driving test Jack has few problems at the start remembering hand signals but in the end passes with flying colours, Congratulations Jacky boy!
Episode 3: Rebel Without an OZ
While Sharon's busy working on her show, Ozzy is left at home playing with his remote, sleeps, drinks or spills coffee. But more importantly Ozzy wont stop talking about his new state-of-the-art home recording studio! Asking anyone and everyone who comes round to the house if they want to look at it
Meanwhile at the Sharon Osbourne studios theres problems trying to get DMX to the studio. When he finally arrives hes 2 hours late but manages to pull it off but also stress Sharon's producer out even more than normal!
Ozzy gets a gift 'chopper' personalized with his name. although has a bit of trouble getting it started as he cant find the keys :S woops!
Episode 4: Return of The Ring
Diaster strikes in The Osbourne household as Ozzy looses his Diamond Pinky Ring! Ozzy doesnt leave a thing un-turned even states he checked up his arse for it lol! Sharon on the other hand is craving for more diamonds and when shes asks for Ozzy's opinion on one necklace he refers to it as a 'Holy bush' round her neck. Elsewhere Sharon has a hired a pro animal photographer to take pictures of her pooches! Unfortunately for the photographer Colin takes a liking to his leg and wont leave it alone, 'humping it' hmm nice. The family decide to get Colin the snip which leaves him very down and not his usual self.
After a about 2 or 3 days Sharon fianlly finds Ozzy's ring on his side table and Ozzy says, "why didnt you tell me it was there to start with" well maybe she didnt know lol. So all in a happy end to this episode or maybe more relief for Ozzy.
Episdoe 5: The Accidental Tourist
Jack hits the courts for some Tennis. Kelly and Ozzy jet off to England to do promotion for their single 'changes', on TOP of the POPs. Kelly's boyfriend Rob accompanies them on the trip. Ozzy has nightmares about loosing his voice and threats about not going to England, which Kelly is not happy with :(. In the end they go and perform a fantastic show. Just before they go home to L.A, Ozzy decides to have a quick lap round the field, when diaster strikes when Ozzy's ATV flips over a bump, Ozzy's bodyguard Sam jumps in to the rescue and Ozzy is rushed off to hospital. Thank God for Sam!!
Episode 6: The English Patient
Ozzy is out of hospital and can't wait to get home! Ozzy had sustained a punctured lung, a cracked neck and a broken collar bone which damaged an artery which was replaced by another artery from his leg. Back in L.A jack finally gets a hair cut and may I say its looking good! :D However Sharon is having trouble with celebrities cancelling out for her show. Sharon is fed up with the way she is being treated and resigns! With Sharon and Ozzy now back together they decide they will not work apart again. Ozzy is welcomed home with banners & balloons and greeted by Sharon, Kelly & the dogs!
