It's getting close to Jack's 17th birthday. But the real drama is the feud between Kelly and Christina Aguilera! Sharon claims it all started last christmas when Kelly made some comments about Christina over a dinner party. Meanwhile Ozzy visits the dentist and asks for the nitrus gas to be turned up over and over again! By the end of his appointment hes had too much nitrus and can hardly pick up a cup to his mouth for a rinse out! Kelly and Jack argue over Christina as Jack was dancing with her in a club!
Episode 2: Flea's A Crowd
The dogs in the osbourne household have got fleas, the furniture in the kitchen is infested and gets removed to make way for what Ozzy calls a "vietnesse fly trap!" and not forgetting the BIG hand! Kelly goes on tour with Bert on his tour bus which Sharon doesnt approve off, and asks Kelly to take someone with her which Kelly decides to ignore! Kelly comes back with her nose pierced, sharon repeatedly asks kelly to take it out but kelly leaves it in. "i old you so" says Sharon as Kelly forgets all about it and catches it on her hand!
Episode 3: Run Ozzy Run
Its Ozzy's 54th birthday and he decides to run 5 miles! Ozzy gets his new BMW and argues with the voice activation system! He visits Sharon at her hospital appointment to give her some flowers! Later on Jack and Rob let some fireworks off in the garden for Ozzy, followed by ozzy letting go some ballons maiking his birthday wish!
Episode 4: Fists Of Fury
When Ozzy and Sharon go to Hawaii for 4 days Jack manages to push kelly to the limit! JAck invites loads of his mates over and stay up till the early hours of the morning, leaving kelly and melinda unable to sleep! Kelly ends up shouting at jack and then hitting him! They get separated and jacks friends leave! Jack still angry with kelly listens in on her phone call to sharon about whats happend, and the arguing continues! However kelly and jack have a tendency to make up quickly and bond over a bowl of Easy Mac!
Episode 5: Moma I'm stayin Home
The family travel to New York for a few days but Ozzy decides to stay at the bunker with Robert! The exciting news is that Melinda's pregnant! Jack gives prenatal advice and kelly is tired of hearing about it all! "give it a rest!" Back at the house Rob is blasting Sean Pauls Get Busy, it gets into Ozzy's head and he cant get it out! Ozzy and Tony go shopping at the english shop for english chocolate for Sharon when she returns! Meanwhile Kelly and Sharon wrestle on the floor of the hotel room kelly plays dirty licking sharons face and pinning her down on the floor. It ends by kelly dragging sharon out of the room by her leg!
Episode 6: Tennis Racket
The new neighbors have just had a tennis court put in their back yard and its getting too much for the Osbourne family! All day long they hear balls being hit and landing in their garden! Ozzy trys to drown out the noise by playing music and then Jack brings his drum kit outside! Jack shoots paintballs onto their tennis court the next morning they call the police on him! The neighbors also complain about the cat shit and ask for them to come and clean it up and the cat hairs on their furniture! Sharon's cat goes missing and their sure its the neighbors! Kelly goes out to buy a new ragdoll cat! Ozzy not impressed!
Episode 7: A Little Ditty "Bout Jack And Brienann
Love is in hte air as Jack meets Courtney Loves friend, Brienann! We see Courtney running around in her underwear and acting out Macbeth! They then go out for the night to meet up with Kelly. Ozzy writes lyrics for a new song "the one to say goodbye" and tries to get sharon to listen to them when shes shopping but she has other things on her mind. Later on Ozzy plays the song to Jack and Brienann who both approve. Sharon cecks out the tattoo on Jacks back which kelly told her about which says "mum2 in a heart , sharon loves it and gives jack a big hug of appreciation!
