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[A/N: IF ANY OF YOU READERS KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN MIROKU GETS TOO CLOSE TO SANGO, I HAVE NO REASON TO DESCRIBE THE NEXT EVENTS. THANK YOU.]
�ACK! YOU MENTAL MONK!� screamed Sango, slapping Miroku in any way possible.
�Okay! Stop it!� shouted Kagome over the dust and shouting.
Inuyasha snickered.
�That�s a bad example, Inuyasha!� she scolded.
A little while later. . .
�Chapter 2,� read Shippou, covered in protective gear due to the past events of out-raged fighting, �Presentation and Appearance.�
�What is that supposed to mean?� asked the dog hanyou stupidly.
�That means you are NOT going to the party in THAT outfit,� she said firmly.
�Feh. What�s wrong with it?� he asked smartly.
�Everything!� shouted Kagome. �Have you ever washed it? Once? Perhaps twice?" she questioned.
�Never,� he stated proudly, throwing out his chest and standing tall.
�Not after all the fights, blood, and dust?� she asked confused at the thought of someone not washing their clothes after nearly dying in them.
�Ewwww. . . � said Shippou, sticking out his tongue.
�Shut up, you little kid. At least I can fight,� argued Inuyasha, folding his arms crossly.
�And you can get hurt really well. Remember the one time when you ran right in front of that monster when Kagome was screaming? Wonder why?� answered Shippou slyly.
�That�s enough out of you,� said Inuyasha picking up Shippou and beginning to throw him.
�Stop. Why don�t you SIT down and talk this out quietly?� Kagome suggested, causing Inuyasha to fall on his face again.
�Thank you, Kagome,� said Shippou leaping onto Kagome�s shoulder.
�You�re very welcome, Shippou,� she said gently. �. . .on the other hand, INUYASHA! YOU�RE DEFINETELY NOT WEARING THAT!� she bellowed.
�BUT I LIKE IT!� he shouted, leaping onto his feet. �AND YOU CAN�T MAKE ME GO ANYWAY!�
�Sit boy.� She said.
�Agghhh!� said Inuyasha as he mumbled with his face in the dirt.
�What did you say?� asked Kagome innocently.
He spat some rocks out of his mouth as he answered, �I will think about it.� |
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