�I am not a dummy!� he stated.
�I am going to use this book and my . . . helpers . . . to train you and your monkey business,� said Kagome pointing at Inuyasha, who looked rather annoyed.
The group looked very odd, with all of their party hats and streamers. They looked like they were a 2 year-old-birthday party mistake. Sango had a bored expression on her face, Miroku looked at Kagome as if she was kidding, and Shippou had taken the book from Inuyasha and was reading it rather excitedly.
�So. . .� started Inuyasha, pulling the book off his face, �You want me to go to a party. . . .What is a party?�
�A party is a . . . .ummmm. . . . Get-together.� Explained Kagome, very sure of his response.
�WITH HUMANS?!?!?!?!� he bellowed, looking rather disturbed at the thought.
�Well . . .yes.� she admitted in a small voice.
�Ooh! Ooh! Can I go?� exclaimed Shippou, jumping up and down.
�Ummmm. . . � said Kagome, �I can only take Inuyasha because he is the only one who can get through the well.�
�I�m not going,� the hanyou stated firmly.
�Yes. You. Are,� said Kagome through gritted teeth.
�Since when?� he asked, folding his arms and looking away, similar to a child taking very nasty cough medicine.
Kagome sighed, �Sit boy!� and that was the end of the discussion.
�Alright, alright,� confessed Inuyasha with his face in the dirt.
A little while later . . .
�Okay!� started Shippou, reading from the �Partying for Dummies� book. �The first topic is attitude and body language.�
�Let�s have a role play,� suggested Kagome, motioning to Sango and Miroku.
Sango sighed and looked up at Kagome with pleading eyes. Miroku, on the other hand, looked excitedly around as if a surprise clown was going to pop out and give him a million dollars (A/N: Man, does this author have a weird way of describing).
�Sango, you stand there, and Miroku, you walk up to her. . .� instructed Kagome, determined that nothing would go wrong. Although Kagome was well unaware of this terrible mistake that she had just made.
