Stormbringer News:

News Posted in July 2002

• New USS Stormbringer Patches have been ordered! These are 5" mission patches in full color with your favorite ship featured! Price: $10! Cheap!
  
  
• USS Stormbringer is ordering Gold Badges for the crew! Name, Rank, Position on a metallic gold badge with magnetic fastener. More details on this will be available soon... STAY TUNED!
  
  
• The refit of the toilet seats has been delayed. Starfleet says that we are wise asses anyway and the request has been lost in the bureaucracy... AGAIN!
  
  
• The Stormbringer's 2001 Awards are dedicated to the memory of Robert John "Bob" Galvan (1970-2000) Godspeed, Bob!
  
  
• Due to an unfortunate happenstance involving our Science Officer, the ship's galley will be closed for repairs.
  
  
• We apologize for the lapse of power in and near the quarters of Admiral Gray. Perhaps he should remember to pay the bill next month!

News Posted in Late June 2002

• USS STORMBRINGER recieves Region 17 Chapter of the Year, making us the only chapter in the history of Starfleet to recieve this award from Two Seperate Regions!
  
  
• Vice Admiral Johnathan "Gumby" Simmons chosen as Region 17 Officer of the Year! Boy we sure got them snowed, don't we!
  
  
• Our website wins Fun Website of the Year, again... Thanks to Lauren!
  
  
• Corporal Daniel Spence, NCOIC (Non-Comissioned Officer In Charge) VMM-862 (The Silent Death) Marine Unit aboard USS STORMBRINGER, promoted to Second Lieutenant. Daniel, please be sure to return the Non-Comm target you were wearing previously. Gumby has tyour newer, bigger, shinier target waiting in ships stores.
  
  
• Newly Butter-Barred 2nd LT Spence also recieves SFMC Leaders Commendation.
  
  
• Commodore Pitts recieves Meritorius Service Medal. His alter ego Hech'baH is enraged and threatens to make us all eat gagH.
  
  
• Three of our illustrious crew recieve the Distinguished Service Medal! They are :
  
  1. Vice Admiral Johnathan "Gumby" Simmons
  2. Commander Damon Schoonover
  3. Commander Jonathan Smith
  4. Fleet Captain Biff Basset
  
  
• And, We can't forget the Region 17 Commendation... to Fleet Captain Biff Basset
  
  
• USS STORMBRINGER nearly misses a wormhole. Tactical Officer Commander Jonathan Smith occupied by the simple fact that the Webmaster has updated the site TWICE in the month of June.
  
  
• - Note from Webmaster : Yeah, it's a strange, unprecedented event, which I plan to hopefully keep up with starting from here on out... so :-P to you all
  
  
• Inspector DeGeneralization Admiral Mojo "JoJo" Powerpuff believes the crew of the STORMBRINGER has rigged the awards. He plans a full investigation.
  
  
• Admiral Simmons' response - "Yeah, we got secrets, yes we do. We got secrets, all about you!"
  
  
• Upon reciept of the Notice of Awards, Gumby says "Dammit, we're supposed to be cloaked! These had better be Cloaked Awards!
  
  

Older News Posted Earlier in June 2002