I havn't got a clue what to put on this page, so, as you can see to your left, I have put on loads of random things...so enjoy...I guess.
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8th August 2005: Continued work on the site's newest addition, not sure what you will all make of it (well, all one of you, yoyo Ad!). It should be finished in a few days, possibly tomorrow if I'm bothered to finish it, all it really needs is a few more minutes work.
5th August 2005: Informed you all of the background music update, which happened about a month ago but I wasn't arsed to type up anything about it. It is of a Singstar duel, on some scummy chavvy song, between two chavs (prizes go to the people who guess who they are!). Naturally I have to butt in with my conversation to Squat (Scott) every few seconds.
29th June 2005: Well, all the problems with my pc seemed to be sorted, as a kind person got rid of HUNDREDS of virusses. Luckily I've now been equipped with about 20 different programs to stop this from happening again. Since I last updated I've been and come back from a little school holiday to Spain, it was quite...errr...interesting, I had diahoreea (er, the thing where you sh*t till you die!) and threw up in a mall, lovely. Oh yeah, I also found out in Spain that Jack Chelton is a W*NKER! Anyway, I'll add more stuff to this page one day...
14th June 2005: Geo shot me a mail today, apparently I couldn't save because I had too much stuff on this username, luckily I had craploads of unused piccies (and pages, such as the Fantasy Footie internet game thingy which never got going...and I thought up that in year 7!). However, that is just a quickfix, as eventually I will continually delete and delete and this username will be packed with vital images and pages, so I will be FORCED to pay Geocities so they can give me extra space for my stuff...or I can cheekily create another username and hence have DOUBLE the storage space! Anyway, the piccies page has now finally had some crap added to it!
4th June 2005: Changed my QOTM. Today I realised how much people care if they are or are not on my shout outs, that's right...I've been recieving death threats!
3rd June 2005: Returned home from my week-long holiday in (rainy, oo-er) Cyprus. I've updated my Quote of the Moment and was just about to start a brand new section when I cut one of my left fingers (I'm crap with names of fingers...it was the one next to the thumb) on a trophy of all things! I am not sure why a trophy is so razor-sharp (cheapo drama academy!) but it cut me right on a bend of the finger, so naturally the plaster currently on it is making it extremely hard for me to type, ah well...expect the new section to be up as soon as the blood stops spurting out this damn finger!
25th May 2005: Sam sent me a slighty modified version of the site's new banner, so I replaced the original Sub Zero banner with the one you now see at the top (can you notice the slight change?). So, in effect, it is a NEW new banner! I also changed the background music from my super beatboxing to something a little less, er, suicidal. But trust me, you're not out of the woods yet...oh no... P.S. Doesn't Geocities suck? They are hell bent at kicking this site offline every hour, then they get our hopes up for about a few minutes be putting it back on...before doing it again. Like Expage, money has consumed these bastards and they are hell bent on me trying to pay for extra storage space. Well...SCREW YOU GEOCITIES, SSSCCCRRREEEWWW YYYOOOUUU!!! Also, I've just added a "Jeff's quote of the moment" thingy at the top, the quote changes whenever I'm arsed, dunno why I added it, perhaps more people will visit this site each day to check if I've updated it and to see what the new quote is. That will work, don't you think? Nah, me neither... Oh, and I'm also having a hard time getting background music to work on this site, the one that I currently have is actually saved onto the page, I used to link directly to another site for my background music, but that doesn't seem to work anymore...odd, and slightly gay. I've also deleted about a sentence on the shoutouts page that I was told to delete by Santa...
24th May 2005: I am officially a geek...
23rd May 2005: Wow the first update of 2005...almost halfway into the year! I've created and are constantly updating a new piccies page which will soon be linked, along with changing the site's main banner and the text which surrounds it. You might have guessed that I'm trying to steer away from the old "Seyvend" name and are trying to become known as "Devil Jeff." This being despite the fact that the old name is still in the addy of the main page (hence in the new banner). But ah well...I guess you can't win 'em all! Cheers to Sammy D for the banner...you rule, blud! Today I also realised that I've forgotten the username and password to my guestbook, so at the moment that is the only remnant of the old "Seyvend" name. Oh...and which "Sarah" signed my guestbook anyway? I've also put the link to the Red Retards FC website back up despite the fact that the team has now been defunct for over 6 months. However, the link serves as a tribute of sorts, along with making my site bigger. Remember, the Retards website will never be updated, for obvious reasons. Wow there sure have been a lot of updates today!
15th December 2004: Deleted the link to the football team's website, you wanna know what you missed? Well we came bottom in our first season, got a major team readjustment and gained promotion to the first division, and never got the trophy we were promised! About 4 games into the first division we all got fed up and decided to throw in the towl. Interesting stuff, huh, I should write a book!
25th July 2004: Added a link to my football team's website.
24th July 2004: Tried to revive my original site's guestbook and make it part of this site, but after I linked it all up I found out that the guestbook server doesn't allow guestbooks to be signed anymore...making the whole thing pointless...now I have to relink back to that BORING guestbook, grrrrrrr! Well, I've updated again, and now I've made a totally NEW guestbook! LET'S GET RETARDED, YEAH!
23rd July 2004: Updated the Gaming Premier League section, that nobody really cares about unless you've been in it. I have also updated the WWE Facts section.
19th July 2004: Added some WWE Facts That You Don't Know!
13th July 2004: Added a new person to my Shout Outs and made the links to the various parts of my site a little cooler!
5th July 2004: Finished the Top Ten Tekken Characters section, wow this site is getting updated more and more often!
2nd July 2004: Added the guestbook and made an alternate way to access the site! Type in http://www.deviljeff.cjb.net and you're back on this site again, oh joy!
30th June 2004: Added the first part of the Top 10 Tekken Characters of all time...ENJOY!
17th May 2004: Woah been ages since an update, so I'll say MERRY CHRIMBO, HAPPY NEW YEAR, APRIL FOOL HAHA and HAPPY EASTER to everyone bored enough to visit this place! I've linked the Gaming Premier League Section and the Featured Gamer Section of the site! ENJOY, er, I mean, BEWARE...
27th October 2003: Well, as it turned out, England and Turkey DREW, so this means that my life goes on as normal..........well apart from the fact that I'll try to update this site more often!
15th September 2003: I added another little section, explaining a huge bet that I have which could change my life FOREVER! Wow, updates on this site are are quick!
28th July 2003: Added my bio, brief at the moment, but I'll get round to making it bigger eventually