I would like to give a shout out to:
Adam/Sonic Mad Man: My brother, and one of my only real video game challengers. He has somehow created a website better than mine! No matter.......THAT WILL SOON CHANGE MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aykul/Snake*TUC*/Geezer: Ah, KULLIOOOOOOOOO! I have known this guy longer than my brother, he is also one of my few real video game challengers. He has this weird ability to make everything seem funny.......even when it isn't! A partner in crime on MSN, and a big rival on video games, he is liked by everyone.......apart from people in my school, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA now you cannot prove me wrong by cussing Aykul in school! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! God I bet people in JAS were just thinking of a new way to insult me and prove me wrong when I said "liked by everyone." Wow, I really SHOULD shut up. Anyay, well done Aykul for putting up with my huge ego, and actually shaking my hand during my non-sportsmanlike handshake whenever I win at Tekken.......in the rare occasion that I lose to him, I just carry on demanding rematches until I WIN!
Ramsay/Rammi Rooni/Turbo Tails/Super Tikal: He claims to be the undefeated champion at Pokemon, but so am I.......because I barely play it. This guy clearly tries to mimic me in his video game skills, but when it comes to Football.......he is one of the best players I have ever seen outside of the footy leagues. This guy recently challenged me to a Pokemon Battle, but I refused, because I am SICK of Pokemon.
Scott/Loony Devil: No offence to Scott.......but you are one of the smallest friends that I currently have, I'll shut up about the height thing now. Anyway, Scott has actually beaten me (SHOCK, HORROR!) at that stupid HALO that he has made me sick of because he ALWAYS PLAYS IT! But, on the whole, I have beaten him at all the other games so I am happy. Every summer, this girl comes round Scott's house and beats him up, now rumours say that this girl is actually Scott's girlfriend, after studying evidence and PRANKING the girl mentioned (she said a weird "yyyyyyyyyyyyEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhh" when she answered her phone) I have come to a conclusion that she IS in fact Scott's girlfriend, so grungers CAN love normal people.......now isn't that weird!?
Amit: This guy is possibly the most insane person I have ever seen.......everybody gives him a funny look. I pity him, because he obviously needs help, he needs to goto an insane asylum! He is very insane IN school, but OUTSIDE SCHOOL he is really quiet and really shy. So basically he's like me in reverse (I'm insane outside school, and quiet and very, very, VERY shy in school) This guy is pretty gay, and he supports the gayest Football (or soccer for you American NAME CHANGERS!) team ever.......CHELSKI! He used to support Arsenal, Manchster United and Blackburn...yep he's a GLORYHUNTER! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Gemma: Hehe, I just HAVE to mention her because she is little Scott's girlfriend! Now, when you chat to her, DO NOT ANNOY HER.......because that's my job hahahahahahaha! She is about 10 times Scott's height, so Scott must use the old yellow pages tactic (if you don't remember the commercial, don't worry about what I just said, because you remember nothing!)
ALL THE TURKISH PEOPLE OUT THERE!: Yes, you are there somewhere. Now, these people rule, and they come from an awesome country! Turkish people play fair, in fact, they only lose when the other team CHEATS!
Brij(et): Woah, Brij has one of the biggest noses I have ever seen, his nicknames include Otis the Aardvark and Triple H!
Sam(wel): Now if you come face to face with Sam.........DO NOT TALK TO HIM! This guy can think up a dirty thought from anything that you say, you can tell by his face...WASH YOUR DIRTY MIND OUT WITH SOAP!
Larry aka SHHHHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSSSSSSHHHSHSH SHSHSSHHHHHHHSSSSSSHHHH: Larry is not this guy's real name, but that's what we call him because, in fact, we do not know his real name, because whenever we ask him what his name is, or talk to him for that matter, his only answer is: SHSHSHSHSHSHHHSH SHSHSHSHSHSHHHHHHHH. Rumour has it that this guy's real name is Josh. This guy is a HARDKORE RELIGIOUS person and apparently talks to the big man everyday (well we might have misheard him, he could have been saying "It's time to play MAGIC CARDS!") He also fancies a girl called Stevie, yes, a GIRL CALLED STEVIE, she must have a brother called STEPHANIE or something, well actually, rumour has it that the name Stevie is correct to this person's gender, but nobody WANTS to confirm that rumour...but has anyone ever heard of a GIRL called STEVIE??? **Watches tumbleweed roll by**
Chi: If you look straight in front of you, you won't see him even when he's right in front of you...I'm so outers. Anyway, Chi is a player in the new football team I'm hoping to launch in October, he even gave the team a name...The Red Retards! He is well known for making an ass of himself during PE, CONSTANTLY stacking it during Basketball and making weird sounds while doing the High Jump. He is also a total nutter, and he thinks that this page rules...which is why he is a nutter! Hopefully the awesome manager-captain-player of the Red Retards will make Chi play regular first team football with the team, and hopefully he'll help the team gain promotion to DIVISION 3! If Chi paints himself red, he'd be the perfect team mascot! I am now aware that the Red Retards info about Chi is outdated, but...bah...the delete key is so far away!
Phil: He wanted to be shouted out...so that is what I am in the process of doing! Phil and I (especially ME!) put the rest of our drama class to shame with our supreme acting skills. He is a slight psycopath, an example of this is his passion to give a diabetic that we know a glass of sugar water. He is also quite a party animal, if the legend of him pissing in the cupboard at a mate's house when drunk is true. A pretty sane mate, almost as good as me at football, and a big Manchester Buccaneers fan...enjoy your long holiday ya bastard!
Malvin: To be fair, I'll explain this Drama Class student in as much words as he himself can: ...
(I am aware that this is unfair as in school I am as quiet as hell!).
Elz: The only person as obsessed about football as I am...and that's quite an, erm, acheivement. Also a Manchester Buccaneers fan. Apparently he's the best at Pro Evo, however, the first (and at the moment also the last) time I played him I "scraped past him" with a 4-1 win!
Emica: A Drama bud. This guy needs to move out of the Funhouse (quality games shop!) and, er, wear different clothes now and then?
Sydee: A gooner scumbag who likes to headbutt Elz all the time...and, er...he really wants me to mention him so...there you go!
Susie (Muji or whatever the hell): She has the honour of being the cousin of the "Serial Thriller" himself. A scary fact is that she is double the size of her older sister...but still half the size of her immortal cousin (no NOT Aysha...no NOT Adam...what are you smoking, NOT RAMSAY EITHER! (I am totally aware that barely anybody knows my family well, so I'm just typing all this bracket crap for the benefit of about 6 people!)) She is pretty good at Singstar, which is the only game which she IS good at, but her weakness is that she is easily embarrassed on it and STOPS when someone else walks into the room, so hahaha in reality her skills pale in comparison to mine. Whenever she comes to England (usually with her sister) from Hong Kong we enjoy nothing better than to see our cousin Ramsay make a complete arse of himself (a recent example is him, for some reason, running hand first (don't ask) into a door, and naturally I got the blame because I'm special...Cya soon...get ready to lose at Good Charlotte...bahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!