quotes

"I've never had the propensity to work, breed and die. I prefer to spend mine on the fly" - Stroke 9

"I could give a thousand reasons, I could live a thousand lives, I know I would always meet you underneath a summer sky" - Tonic

"Cause I can't fix something this complex any more than I can build a rose" - The Wallflowers

Richard: "Did I hear a 'niner' in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?"

Tommy: "They have a thin candy shell. I'm surprised you didn't know that."
Richard: "I think your brain has a thick candy shell."
Tommy: "You're the one... with the shell..."
Richard: "Are you talking?"
Tommy: "Shut up Richard."

Tommy: "Richard, who's your favorite Little Rascal? Buckwheat? Or is it Spankie?"

Shooter: "Stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say."
Happy: "Yeah, why don't I go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay, or lay by the bay. I just may. Whaddya say?"

Metatron: "Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that out."

Bethany: "Were they sent to Hell?"
Metatron: "Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history."

Serendipity: "Read the Bible again some time. Women are painted as bigger antagonists than the Egyptians and Romans combined. It stinks."

Roy: I woke up early and took the liberty of milking the cow.
Amish man: We don't have a cow, we have a bull.
Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth.

Loki: You know, f*** you, man, any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial. Mass genocide is the most exhausting practice one can engage in. Next to soccer.

Bartleby: This from the guy who still owes me ten dollars from a bet over which was going to be the bigger movie, E.T. or Krush Groove.
Loki: Hey, f*** you man, because time's going to tell on that one.

Rufus, the 13th Apostle: What He really hates is the s*** that gets carried out in his name. Wars. Bigotry. Televangelism.

Walter: We're lucky she didn't give up the sausage and become a vaginatarian.