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September 4, Sunday

Hello, E-Journal!

I'm so happy! I thought I wouldn't be able to keep you, or the laptop, rather. Dumbledore, McGonagall, and Snape totally don't trust Harry, Ron, and Ginny with theirs, and Malfoy? Snape said he should have one too, being Head Boy and all. How he got that position is something I probably will never know.

I still wonder why Dumbledore actually let us keep these Muggle laptops at Hogwarts. I know he likes and favors Muggles and Muggleborns, like me, but I was almost positive he wouldn't let us get away with COMPUTERS! McGonagall didn't seem to approve. And Snape only wanted Malfoy to have it. Of course, I think he knows that either way, I'd end up with one because I'm Head Girl.

I guess it started when I offered the idea to Dumbledore. I told him that me and my mates (Harry, Ron, and Ginny of course) should have some to help us with our schoolwork, since we really don't have much spare time (yeah right!). Plus, we're still getting over Sirius' death (even if he died back in my 5th year) so laptops would help us have a bit more fun. I don't think he bought it (who would?), but it worked, and with that, I pat myself on the back! pats self on back

Dumbledore said we could have these also because he knows I'm a good student (notice that I didn't say my mates names here) so he let me get my way. But then Snape butted in and threw in another laptop for MALFOY because he's a bloody SLYTHERIN.

Wanna hear about all the cool stuff on this LT (laptop)? I've got the usual typing programs (Word and such), a few games (Solitaire, Hearts, and all that jazz), access to downloading songs (!), and the INTERNET! And then numero uno most �ber-coolio thing on this LT is�I CAN WATCH MY DVDS ON IT! MUGGLE DVDS! THANX SO MUCH DUMBLEDORE! I AM ALMIGHTY POWERFUL! WHO'S YOUR WITCH? WHO? ME? YEAH, ME! HELLS YEAH! WOOHOO! Okay, I'm done.

Even though we've got the Internet, me and me crew don't necessarily have to IM or EMAIL Malfoy. Sucks for him. He can't really talk to anybody with his LT. I laugh at him. laughs evilly

Now off this subject. I'll get back to it later. Like tomorrow or later than that.

Because today is Sunday�well�it's nighttime actually, not toDAY, I'm just sitting in my room at the Head Dorms. I guess Malfoy is in his room, and if I don't stop hearing those moans and groans coming from his room, I'll hurl all over you. J/K! These walls have silencing charms on them. And I know Malfoy doesn't invite girls into his room. I'm that smart. holds up Class Valedictorian Award proudly

So�oh yeah! I have agreed to not press that delete/backspace button on the keyboard unless I make a spelling error or such. I think these other typos/mistakes are funny to make comments about later.

groans The clock thingie in the corner of the screen says it's 11:16. I have classes tomorrow and I promised the mates I'd meet with them at breakfast at 6! Must sleep! yawns Nightie Night! TTYL!

Hugs and Kisses,

Minnie a.k.a. Hermione Juliet Granger a.k.a. MJ (lol:"Minnie" Juliet! Sorry, E-Journal, but I LUV Spiderman!)

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Instant Message

From: MrsJackSparrow
To: 2smart4u
Message sent at: 11:29 p.m. EST

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MrsJackSparrow: mione? you there?
2smart4u: you called?
MrsJackSparrow: guess what
2smart4u: huh
MrsJackSparrow: I saw Malfoy staring at you in the Great Hall
2smart4u: yeah, smirking at ALL OF US, not just me�he's probably making an evil plot to expel us or something�don't worry about it
MrsJackSparrow: nope! He was staring at you only
MrsJackSparrow: no smirks
MrsJackSparrow: just a dazed look
MrsJackSparrow: I think he likes you
2smart4u: yeah right! He was probably staring at you! You're a beauty anyway
MrsJackSparrow: thanx, but my eye's on Blaise Zabini�he's a hottie�and I was late to meet you guys in the great hall for lunch, remember? Cuz I was still in herbology?
2smart4u: yeah�
MrsJackSparrow: Malfoy was staring at you the entire time when I got there�I saw him myself
MrsJackSparrow: mione? you there?
2smart4u: I'm here and I still don't believe you. I'm all for Harry anyway. Do you think he likes me? in a more than a friend kind of way?
MrsJackSparrow: duh! It's soooooooo obvious! haven't you seen him give you the eye?
2smart4u: eye?
MrsJackSparrow: elevator eyes! You know, the looking-up-and-down kind of eyes. But boys will be boys, even one like harry�you would think he wouldn't be like that�I swear�2 years have changed everyone I guess�
2smart4u: back to the subject! And harry giving me the eye? We've got to stop dreaming. Speaking of which, I gotta go to bed. It's 11:37! I logged off my E-Journal, like, 3 minutes before you IMed me (are you crazy IMing me this late!). Must sleep!
MrsJackSparrow: k
MrsJackSparrow: I still have to do my DADA homework anyway
2smart4u: you haven't done your homework yet?

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MrsJackSparrow has signed off.
2smart4u has signed off.

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September 5, Monday

MORNING THIS TIME!

EJ (E-Journal)! Wassup!

You're probably wondering why I'm carrying you around already and class hasn't even started yet. Actually, Potions will start soon, but o well. I'm typing on you because Snape (and all the other teachers, but I bet Dumbledore forced them to)'s allowing me and Malfoy to use our LTs in class. But not Harry and Ron and probably not Ginny. Speaking of Ginny, she Imed me right when I was about to go to bed! She said Malfoy was staring at me or something, then that Harry probably likes me. Yeah right. I don't really believe anything she said. But I've noticed Malfoy's weird behavior lately, so he's still a mystery. But even if Malfoy WAS staring at me, I KNOW I wouldn't like him IN THE SLIGHTEST even if he was the last wizard in the world!

EEEEEEEEEEP! Harry's reading you, EJ! Hold on!

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Back! I had to slap Harry upside the head. And all he did was wink at me. GEEEEZ! I hope he didn't read the whole Malfoy bit, let alone the bit about himself.

"Why do you have an E-Journal?" Harry asked me just seconds ago. (I have a photographic memory�I can remember everything perfectly.)

"Because if life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, and when the going gets tough, the tough make lemonade�that or I do whatever I can with my LT!"

Then Harry raised an eyebrow at me in that sexy way of his. Yes, I HAVE A MONDO CRUSH ON THE �BER-FABU HARRY POTTER!

Then I smiled. "Just kidding."

I remember Harry laughing then. He put his hand on my head and messed up my hair. I remember because I shrieked right then.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEP!"

Okay, it wasn't THAT loud. But it was loud enough for Harry to laugh at me again before Ron started talking to him. SO now I'm typing again. Merlin! Snape just walked in! Hold on a few mins.

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'K. I'm back. I'm typing my stupid report on the Polyjuice Potion now. Here, check it out for me. I'll copy and paste later:

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The Polyjuice Potion is a complex potion to manufacture. The entire process takes approximately one month until it is arranged to drink. The Polyjuice Potion is a transformation concoction. By taking a hair from the person (or animal) you want to turn into, once you consume it, large lumps will boil within the context of your face, turning you quickly and sickly into whoever you obtained the hair from.

The Polyjuice Potion was created by�

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Yeah, EJ, I know you want me to stop now. I'll finish later (!). And I know this is weak right now, but I'll fix it up when I do my first, second, third, fourth, fifth, and sixth revision like always!

Must go! Will type later! Snape's looking pissed (pissed off, not pissed as in drunk) that I'm having fun using this LT!

gasps He just said I have to sit next to MALFOY! Hold on, must go�

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I hate Malfoy. He hsan't said a word to me yet, but he probably will soon, and read you while he's at it. G2G! I'll inform you about the class between the next period and after we get out of this bloody class!

Hugs and Kisses,

MJ

P.S. I wish I wore my robes today! I just wore my uniform like all the other 7th years. My skirt's riding up a bit and Malfoy's looking! I can even fix my skirt because I know it'll ride up again anyway!

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September 5, Monday (AGAIN)

I'm back!

Potions was a drag as always. Malfoy stared at my arse the whole class. When I smacked him upside the head, Snape took 2 points off Gryffindor because of "petty violence within class time" and said I could lose my LT privileges. gasp NEVER! And Malfoy kept staring at my lower assets. Fate is cruel.

But class is finally over, and I don't have to sit next to Malfoy next Potions class "if I behave myself." But now I'm waiting for COMC to start. Harry's still trying to read you over my shoulder and Ron is just flirting with Lavender yet again.

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OMG! Guess what just happened! I'll tell you, don't worry:

Harry was, like I said before, trying to look at you, right? Well, he really wanted to read it I guess, so he knelt down behind me (and I didn't even notice) and leaned his head over my shoulder. I finally noticed him when he did that, and I saved this and snapped the LT shut. Here's what he did next.

He tilted his head to my ear and whispered, "Hey, let me see!" And (here's the exciting part) his lips BRUSHED MY EARLOBE! HE PRACTICALLY KISSED MY EAR! swoon I nearly fainted from joyful (and pleasurable) shock!

Then when I shook my head and said that "nuh-uh" thing, he sighed in a frustrated way and said, "Typical Hermione! So secretive! I guess I'll just have to try to crack that secret out of you, then, huh?" Then he winked and walked away, and I just sat there holding you. Was he implying something?

Yeah, I know, it's not really a big deal, but if you have ever had these kinds of feelings for someone like Harry, you'd feel excited too.

Now�is there are reason why Malfoy's glaring at Harry and sneaking glances at me? NO WAY! Ginny is NOT right about Malfoy! He CAN'T like me! You know what that means. It's time for Plan A, the silent treatment (not hard) and ignoring and avoiding at all costs.

Right. Now Hagrid just got here and I must go! He said we'll be learning about something called a Xanter. Never heard of it (!), so it can't be good. TTYL!

Hugs and Earlobe Kisses (yay!),