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Serenata
Nu is a small business with a simple philosophy
— give the customers the best possible service we can.
We are also fervently dedicated to life, puberty (with or without its inherent
pimples), wholly unintelligible disclaimer statements decipherable only
by tons of overpaid attorneys (and what two attorneys can agree on anything,
anyway), bloated mission statements inflated with fatuous, gratuitous inanities,
formidible copyright warnings which are primarily unenforceable, God, motherhood
(c'mon, no one is actually against motherhood, unless maybe Bill
Gates' mother), apple pie (with or without cinnamon sauce), gooey hot fudge
sundaes, liberty and justice for all. We are especially dedicated to the
pursuit of humor. (Of course, if you are not inclined to pursue humor,
you can keep on clicking that l'il ol' mouse, and hope you somehow stumble
across it by accident.)
Being ever conscious of our environment, Serenata
Nu uses only biodegradable ideas, recycled
bytes (of the highest quality, of course), and non-polluting, non-existent
employees (because no one in their right mind would work for these
wages).
Be it known, however, that despite economic indicators to the contrary,
Serenata
Nu is not
a non-profit business. Indeed, we promote
the basic concepts and tenets of capitalism; therefore, our primary mission
is to earn a living being creative, sans endowments from any source that
requires credible accountability without any hope for plausible deniability
(the dog ate it!).
Donations, of course, are always appreciated.
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