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Serenata Nu is a small business with a simple philosophy — give the customers the best possible service we can.

We are also fervently dedicated to life, puberty (with or without its inherent pimples), wholly unintelligible disclaimer statements decipherable only by tons of overpaid attorneys (and what two attorneys can agree on anything, anyway), bloated mission statements inflated with fatuous, gratuitous inanities, formidible copyright warnings which are primarily unenforceable, God, motherhood (c'mon, no one is actually against motherhood, unless maybe Bill Gates' mother), apple pie (with or without cinnamon sauce), gooey hot fudge sundaes, liberty and justice for all. We are especially dedicated to the pursuit of humor. (Of course, if you are not inclined to pursue humor, you can keep on clicking that l'il ol' mouse, and hope you somehow stumble across it by accident.)

Being ever conscious of our environment,
Serenata Nu uses only biodegradable ideas, recycled bytes (of the highest quality, of course), and non-polluting, non-existent employees (because no one in their right mind  would work for these wages).

Be it known, however, that despite economic indicators to the contrary,
Serenata Nu is not a non-profit business. Indeed, we promote the basic concepts and tenets of capitalism; therefore, our primary mission is to earn a living being creative, sans endowments from any source that requires credible accountability without any hope for plausible deniability (the dog ate it!). 

Donations, of course, are always appreciated
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