Bride? Don't you kind of need a sword?
Utena: <sweatdrops> ...eto...ano... Aha! <she executes a difficult backflip maneuver, pulling a
sword out of her own chest as she does>
Mayochan: <sweatdrops>
Utena: Ha! Beat that, you anime chick wannabe!
Mayochan: <looking around desperatley> Umm, Vash-chan! Get me a sword or something!
Vashchan: Nope. Love and peace!
Utena: No sword, huh? Well, we'll see how long you'll last!
<Utena begins chasing Mayochan around the duelists arena. Mayochan succeeds in throwing a few desks and Ethernet cards are Utena, but to no avail. Utena stands over a falled Mayochan, ready to slice the donut from her chest.>
Utena: Hahaha! My victory smells of Crispy Cremes!
<suddenly, the duel music which had been building to a crescendo, dies out. a red flash is seen in the air by Utena's chest. She is about to begin her downward slice when she notices the abscence of the donut n her chest.>
Utena: Huh? My donut! How!?
<Mayochan, Utena, and Vash look over to see Utena's donut lying on he ground, peirced by a red rose>
<Spanish music begins playing>
Mayochan: <realization dawning> Tuxedo Kamen-sama!!
<Utena whips around to see Tuxedo Mask standing nonchalantly on a light post.>
Utena: You! But I thought Anthy got you already!
Darien: Love is like poetry, it is better when said aloud than written.
All: Huh?
Darien: <Sweatdrops> I'm running out of romantic entrance lines, okay? Anyway, that wasn't
me that Anthy caught. That was the manga Mamo-chan. I'm the real thing.
Anthy: <pops up out of nowhere, trailing Mamo-chan on a chain> WHAT?! <she sidles up to
Utena> I thought you told me that you got the real one!
Utena: How am I supposed to tell the difference? Look, just be content with the one that
you've got, okay?
Anthy: NEVER! I must have all of them! Mayochan, I challenge you to a duel for the Tuxedo
Bride!
Utena: You can't do that, Anthy. I'm the duel-fighting chick around here!
Anthy: Well, then fight her for me! Please, Utena chan? <gives Utena bambi eyes> Please?
Utena: <rolls her eyes> okay, okay. Mayochan? Hey Mayochan?!
<Mayochan, still staring at Darien, shakes her head and wipes some drool off of her chin.>
Mayochan: Fight? For my Darien? You bet I will!
<Darien replaces the donut still on Mayochan with a red rose. Anthy places a white rose on Utena, while Vash scarfs down the donuts>
<Darien leans down and kisses Mayochan softly. Suddenly, he arches backwards as a naginata comes out of his chest.>
<Mayochan takes the naginata. as a kanji begins to faintly glow on her forehead.>
<Yokko Kanno begins playing - Information High.>
Mayochan: Let's go!
<the ass-kicking commences>
<Utena fights valiantly with her sword, but is barely able to defend against Mayochan's whirling naginata, much less attack her.>
<the fight is short and brutal. Utena falls backwards, breathing heavily as white rose petals fly through the air.>
Anthy: Dammit! <she stalks off, Mamo-chan in tow.>
Utena: Wow, well,I guess you've won these two. I'm off to find another bride! <runs off into the distance.>
Mayochan: <sighs. she is about to be swept off her feet by Darien when suddenly she
remembers something.> Wait a minute. These two?
Vash: <pops up behind Mayochan and Darien> Yeah, you won me before you won him, remember?
Mayochan: Oh, I guess I forgot. Hmm, now what do I do with you now that I've got Darien?
<a glowing light surrounds her as a voice speaks from above>
Voice: ....ebay.... sell Vash on ebay....
Mayochan: Thank you, ebay angel! But I don't want to sell Vash-chan. Hmm, what should I do...
<light bulb> Aha! Now let's see... <She makes a quick sign and hands it to Vash> Here you
go. Now be good, okay?
<Mayochan walks off into the sunset, arm linked in Darien's>
Mayochan: Darien, have you ever considered buying a trenchcoat? Or how about a really really
really long katana?
<Vash is left alone. He looks down at the sign Mayochan handed him>
...FOR RENT
Stranger: Excuse, but do you know Mayo-san?
<Vash looks the stranger over. Long, bishounen white hair, and wearing a black leathet trenchcoat. his really long katana is strapped across his back>
Vash: Yeah, she went that way <pointing> But, I think she's going to be busy with Darien. So....
<the stranger interrupts>
Stranger: Darien? Who's that? Ahh, I must find my Mayochan. I've loved her ever since she kicked
my ass at the end of Final Fantasy VII! Mayochan, I will find you!
<the Stranger *coughSephirothcough* runs off into the distance after Mayochan and Darien, leaving Vash alone once more>
Vash: Did this fic ever have a plot, or has it gone completely over my head? Oh well. LOVE AND
PEACE!!!
