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And suddenly the heaven opened up, and there was a light.  Vash fell to his knees in great awe of the presence before him.  Bowing his head reverently, he dared not raise his head to face the light.  The angel approached him --->

E-bay Angel -- Vash the Stampede, although I cannot buy you properly for an extraordinarily high price
          after fighting off 100's of other vicious ebayers with threats of negative feedback and then be
          charged with an even larger shipping and handling fee, I
can rent you for at least a significantly
          long period of time
Aoshi: (looking out window of honeymoot suite of Akio's chambers)  Hey, Akio, there's a bunch of girls
        crowding around your car.
Akio:  (walking around the room, making sure that everything is ready for the new couple)  Ah yes... those
        would be my groupies.  They seem to find me no matter where I go.  Well, I'll be joining them
        shortly.  Do you need anything else?
Aoshi:  I'm fine.  How about you, my dear?  (looks over at Kamboku-chan)
Kamboku: (looking thru Akio's telescope) Hmm....
(Akio and Aoshi realize that the telescope is pointed in the direction of the boys' dorm.  Massive teardropping commences.)
Aoshi:
KAMBOKU!!!!!!
Kamboku:  (jumps) ( smiles innocently) yes?
Akio:  (looking sternly at her)  What, or rather, who exactly were you looking at?!?
Kamboku:  (looking all starry-eyed)  The guy in the room at the end of the 3rd floor got a brand new
        trenchcoat!
<Aoshi drops his head and sweat drops, suddenly looks up with a sly half grin>
<Akio recognizing the grin as something he would do, slips out the door to leave them alone>
Aoshi:  Well, I've gotta trenchcoat too, ya know.
Shrub:  eh-heh
Aoshi:  But unlike the guy through to telescope <slides his hand up her back and rests it lightly on the
     back of her neck>...   I can show you much more than just a trenchcoat.
Shrub:  <says a quick prayer of thanks to God above>
*fade out!*
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