hanging around my shoulders. <coy smile>
Heather: Wrong Futher-mucker! <pulls on her inverted bangs>
Aoshi: ...I'll just let ya'll work this out...
Heather: No wait! <in tears>
Aoshi: what??
Heather: <sultry voice> I had so much I wanted to show you... so much you haven't yet
experienced...
Aoshi: <backsmacks Usagi into the far-far-away> I'm in.
Heather: <takes his hand with a grin> You have no idea...
Aoshi: Should I bring anything? Leather? Gags? Handcuffs? My Kodachi?
Heather: You won't need any of those things where I'm going to take you.
Aoshi: <shivers a little> OK, c'mon!
* * *
Aoshi: <stands in the middle of the sanctuary> Wha? We're gonna screw in a church?? Even I'm
not that bad...
Heather: No no no! Who said anything about screwing? We're here to gt you converted! <wide
grin as she pulls him into a pew>
<Aoshi sweat-drops>
preacher: (steps out in front of the couple) My brothers and sisters, we are gathered here today
to witness the holy matrimony of this gang leader & this shrub...
Kamboku: What?!? I am NOT a shrub!! And who said anything about marriage?!
Aoshi: (shrinks away; teardrops) augh... demo...
Preacher: Hey you, do you take this girl to be yours blah, blah, blah til the end of this fic?
Aoshi: Naniyo?! I... uh... (looks over at Kamboku)(realizes he's screwed however he answers)
hai
Kamboku: (melts) Aw! I get to have my very own trenchcoat-wearing hunk! Wait til Beth
hears this...
Preacher: You, girl, do you take -
Kamboku: Aoshi-sama! I love you! I love you!
I LOVE YOU!!!
Preacher: I'll take that as a yes. By the power invested in me by Lupin III's training & by the state
of New Jersey, I pronounce you--
Misao: (rushes in) NOOOO!!! He's mine! He- (Lupin jumps out from b/w the pews
and knocks her out)
Lupin: continue (beams at his pupil)
Preacher: -you boy & that girl. You may kiss the bride. (Takes off robes)(mutters)...I need
some meat... (Erin goes off w/ Lupin)
Aoshi: (sweeps Kamboku off of her feet.) Time for the honeymoon! =)
Utena: Hey you! What's this? A bride? ...I gues I gotta get in on this, too. Gimme the Shrub Bride!
Aoshi: Damn! More of this dueling...
Akio: <drives up in his car> Hop in, Aoshi and Shrub!
<Utena left in the dust>
Utena: <sigh> I gues I'll see about Anthy... say... where IS Anthy, anyway?
Anthy: <walks in wearing Mamo-chan's green blazer>
Mamo: <eyes widen> Oh no! What will Usa say?
*wink wink* Usa walks up to Utena>
Utena: Have you seen a rose bride around here, anywhere?
Usa: Yeah, there was this guy that had two of 'em *sigh* Whataman...
Utena: 2?
<Mayo-chan pops up from virtually nowhere>
Mayochan: Yeah and he left them. I claim... I claim Vashchan!!!
<Vash, walks up, pinning a donut to Mayochan's and Utena's chest>
Utena: Alright. Well until I can find Anthy, there's no need to have a lost bride wandering around... Let's go to it!
*More excellent Utena duel music*
