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Mark

I blame the rise in teenage pregnancies on the new craze for poking men (Pokemon).

Do you suppose that if people at the Welsh assembly are naughty, they�re given detention?

Some say that a glass is half full, some say that it�s half empty, I say: �Half a glass! Half a glass! Look at it! It�s pathetic! God I�m depressed! Everything�s so futile!

That Sinead O�Connor song �Nothing Compares 2 U� is, for me, ever so cheapened by the fact that she spells �to you� with a number �2� and the letter �U�.

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