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Ashley

You know, I think just saying �the news team will return on Monday� sounds rather functional, rather Devonshire House cafeteria.

I�ve always come from the school of thought that says �women are equal to men�, and so I wouldn�t say that a woman should drink a half. Oh no, a woman should have a pint. Definitely. And a man should buy it for her.

I was confronted by a large rugby player in the gents changing rooms. He picked me up by the collar of my shirt, pinned me against the wall, and said; �you�re dirty, you are!�

You can imagine that someone at that age would be quite scaly and rough.

There�s some pretty hot stuff on Channel 5 late at night, and that�s my URE tip for the week.

If your boyfriend�s burned himself out at the Lemmy, phone me.

I apologise to all listeners from the Christian Union, and I withdraw it forthwith.

Don't go rummaging for frouts in unfamiliar rivers, especially old trouts.

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