Quotes
Exchanges
Mark, Ashley, Tom, Julie.

A: Who�s Tim Booth?
M: He�s the lead singer of James
A: Oh�
M: Why, did you think that the band members were all called James?

T: Davies, is a good Welsh name.
A: Ah, Davies, so keen on growing leeks
T: I�m not even Welsh, and I find that offensive!

A: My week! It�s been a complete and utter blur!
M: Have you just been moving really fast, or been permanently drunk, or you�ve been hit on the head? You�ve been concussed all week..

A: I got a valentines card.
M: No!
A: Yes I did. And it was quite explicit as well. It talked about this person having love sensations all over her body whenever she was in my presence.
M: What a thing for your mum to send!

T: All Saints are up for the Brit award for �The Longest Song That Doesn�t Do Anything�. They say it�s an honour to be nominated.
M: And then they shag Leonardo Dicaprio.

J: It�s part of my concealed plan for world domination.
M: It�s very badly concealed, as you keep on telling everyone at every possible instance.

M: Do you know, if I had a million dollars for every minute that this show has been on air, I�d be rich?
T: You would.
M: The Barenakedladies put it quite well in their song. Do you know what it was called?
T: No.
M: If I had a million dollars.
T: �for every minute that I was on the radio�
M: No, just �If I had a million dollars�. They didn�t include the radio bit.
T: No.
M: They should have asked me first, I�d have suggested it.
T: It�s a bit specific.

A: I think my skin may be malfunctioning because my golf instructor has been saying to me that I�ve got a great tan, and I said, �well, I suppose I had the heating up.�
M: You play golf, Ashley? I knew there was something rum about you.
A: I�ll have you know that the swing with my wood is getting much better.

A: Imagine having 6 kids - it'd be like having an elephant gun in your pants.
M: We're talking about having kids, not hunting dangerous African beasts.

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