Rupert Dyke

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What he does:
During my week long solo run, Rupert guested a fair few times, and his company made for enjoyable shows. Couldn't get rid of the fucker, though.

Quote: Something inane. (will update with quote from a show)

Biog:
Without a doubt Rupert is a legend to be. (Ahem). Aided by his trusty (yet Brummie) sidekick, Chris, he pilots his way through Sunday mornings and laughs histerically as milkshake bottles go round on the record player turntables. Next week he might try a can of baked beans.

Anyone who's heard the show will know that Rupert is an avid supporter of Wimbledon FC, even to the extent he actually goes to some of the games! Wow! He's been to see Exeter and it's safe to say he wasn't impressed. I mean, it was definately a penalty but the other bloke was 2 yards offside at least.

Rupert is also a pilot and is trying to get on the right side of Jersey European at Exeter airport. He's tried gliding as well but maintains it's not as good as the real thing because there are no air vents in the cokpit to allow the safe expulsion of air from the rear end without a great deal of discomfort to the passengers. Still fun though. Training with Airtours International out of Gatwick on A320s is going well and hopefully will lead to a couple more noughts on the end of the salary. �2.00, cor dear, imagine that.

No animals were hurt in the making of this article - they were all heavily sedated and didn't feel a thing.