TOP 10 MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
IN SECTION 118

Q: Who the hell are you?

A: Just some guys busy saving the world who like to release our inner-child during football season.  Of course, now that we have NFL, NCAA, CFL, AFL, and NFLE football almost year round, saving the world is sometimes hard to get around to nowadays. 

Q: Why am I wasting my time on your site?

A: Numerous studies could not come up with any conclusive evidence as to why people are sucked into this site like a housefly on fresh dog crap.  Further studies are planned soon and we will keep you posted of any further developments.   

Q: Don’t you have anything better to do with your lives?

A: Why yes, believe it or not.  We do have day jobs.  One of us just returned from sailing around the world in 90 days, another just returned from the International Space Station after putting the finishing touches on the service module, another just found a possible cure for toenail cancer, and another one of us just returned from a mission in Libya which we would have to kill you after we told you about it.  So yes, we stay fairly busy during the offseason.

Q: What is the atomic weight of a hydrogen atom?

A: 1.0079

Q: When are you guys going to grow up?

A: We have been working diligently on that prospect.  Rough estimates show the possibility of this realistically occurring in another 57 years, 5 months, and 3 more days (give or take a week or two).

Q: Did you guys get the crap beat out of you repeatedly when you were in grade school?

A: Absolutely.  Although how does this question have any relevance whatsoever to Section 118, and why do people always ask us this?

Q: Where do you guys hang out before and after the game so me and my buddies can come kick your asses?

A: West parking lot, in the dirt behind the stadium.  Join us for tea and crumb cake anytime!

Q: How far away is Pluto from the Sun?

A: The average orbital radius of Pluto is 3660 million miles. However, its orbit is more eccentric than the other planets, so much so that it is was previously inside the orbit of Neptune (radius 2793 million miles), making Neptune the actual furthest planet from the Sun until Pluto passed through the orbit of Neptune in 1999, making Pluto the furthest planet from the Sun once again.

Q: Why does my teenage daughter have a Section118.com tattoo on her ass?

A: The question should be, what are you looking at your teenage daughters ass for?   There’s something just plain wrong and sick about that whole situation in our opinion.

Q: When are you guys gonna make like a tree, and get outta here?

A: What a stupid question.  It’s “leave”, not “get outta here”. We’re not going anywhere.  As long as the Rebels play football, we’ll be here. As long as their is water in Lake Mead, we’ll be here. As long as there is nuclear waste in Yucca Mountain, you can count on us being right here. Please accept our apologies for the inconvenience...

“Section 118” is not an official representative of UNLV Rebel Football, the University of Nevada-Las Vegas, the Mountain West Conference, the NCAA or Sam Boyd Stadium in Las Vegas, nor do we imply that we are a representative of UNLV Rebel Football, the University of Nevada-Las Vegas, the Mountain West Conference, the NCAA or Sam Boyd Stadium in Las Vegas. ”Section 118” is only a fan page attempting to generate interest in UNLV Rebel Football, the University of Nevada-Las Vegas, the Mountain West Conference, the NCAA and Sam Boyd Stadium in Las Vegas.  All UNLV Rebel Football, the University of Nevada-Las Vegas, the Mountain West Conference, the NCAA, Sam Boyd Stadium and other corporate logos in the “Section 118” web site are used entirely without permission.  But we will hunt you down with great vengeance and furious anger if we catch you with any of our own uncopywrited material posted on your web site without our permission. Oh, hell. Who cares. Steal whatever you want. We have better things to do than hire lawyers and pay attorney fees for something as stupid as copywrite infringement that we own no copywrites to. And congratulations. If you actually took the time to read all this crap, you are quite the intellectual. 
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