| Think honk if you're telepathic. Computer aren't intelligent...they only think they are. A beautiful tomorrow is a dream away. ~Walt Disney He who fears being conquered is sure of defeat. ~Napolean The armchair is the neurotic's spaceship. ~Bob Earle The problem with reality is the lack of background music. Have you ever sat in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down? ...and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world. Amen. ~Matthew 28:20 Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. ~Voltaire ( on his deathbed in reponse to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.) We must, indeed, all hang together or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately. ~Benjamin Franklin No one is expected to achieve the impossible. ~French proverb There is no darkness like ignorance. ~Egyptian proverb "It's a helluva start, being able to recognize what makes you happy." ~Lucille Ball |
| Notable X-Files Quotes: Life, is like a box of chocolates. A cheap thoughtless gift no-one ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap, which you mindlessly wolf down. Sure once in a while, there's a peanut buttercup, an english toffee, but it's gone too fast and the taste is too fleeting. You end up with nothing but broken bits and teeth shattering nuts, which, if you're desperate enough to eat, all you've got left is an empty box and useless brown paper wrappings. ~Cigarette Smoking Man You make it sound like I go home from work with post-its on my ass. ~Monica Reyes "Nothing Important Happened Today The last time I drank Tequila I woke up in the john with my head in a toliet. Don't remember how I got there or why I wasn't wearing any pants, but...I decided then and there that Tequila was not for John Doggett. ~John Doggett. |
| What is the difference between George Washington, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton? Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Clinton doesn't know the difference. "Half of all American's are now using the Internet to get their news...but don't worry, experts say that before you know it, we'll be back to using the Internet for it's primary purpose: downloading porn." ~Conan O'Brien "Writing is like prostitution. First you do it for the love of it, then you do it for a few friends, and finally you do it for the money." ~French playwright Moliere "Procrasination is like masturbation...it feels good at the time but in the end you're just fucking yourself." ~hmm could be another French person |
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