Who we are:
The Seacows are a small running club originally formed to compete in the Great Lakes Relay during the summer of 1997. Club founders, Sezzy and Blue, wanted a club for those who wish to train and race at a high level, have fun (often in self-destructive contexts,) and act as antagonists to all that is good and decent.

Mission Statement: You should be running more
Clarification of the mission statement: What else are you going to do with your time? Work? Watch television? Shop? Play video games? Life is far too short for that. Would you rather spend your life working to accumulate material goods and a large bank account or would you prefer a life spent accumulating memories and experiences. What good will your bank account do you when the revolution comes? With 97% of financial transactions in the world based on speculation, probably not much good. Life should be spent accumulating memories; memories from real experiences, not memories of watching strangers acting on a television. So, yes, you should be running more. ...like you have anything better to do...

The Future of SEACOWS:
While there are too many variables involved to actually predict the future with any certainty, some things can be said for sure. We will continue to train hard, race often, and make fun of people who are different than us. In addition to this, we will be searching for events that emphasize team competition.

Are you interested in becoming a SEACOW?
Our standards are high, but not so high so as to exclude Sean Nixon. Basically, you must first complete a race as a SEACOW. Then, you must be friendly toward current members of the SEACOW collective. Thus far, no exceptions have been made (except for dogs), but then, no one has been banging down our doors as of late to request entrance into the club and asylum from the tedium of American post collegiate running and competition. Please feel free to contact Sean Nixon on electronic mail at [email protected] for more information on becoming a SEACOW.