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1. Pets are allowed.
2. No eating or drinking allowed.
3. Smoking is not allowed, either.
4. Please use earphones when listening to loud music.
5. On second thought, no loud music.
6. Please do not beat attendants senseless. (Beating them just short of loosing consciousness is okay.)
7. Please pay in advance.
8. Take crying babies to the lobby.
9. Return your seats and trays to an upright position.
10. Keep you hands to yourself.
11. Ignorance is no excuse for breaking the rules.
12. Rules are subject to change at any time.
13. Hey! None of that, either!
14. Trash should be put in the clearly-marked recepticals.
15. Firearms not permitted.
16. Speeding fines doubled on Wednesdays and Sundays.
17. Coupons doubled alternating weekends.