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Just some jokes. I was bored......
I'm not promise'n any better ones either.
Question: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?

Answer: I didn't know you could yodel!


Question: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?

Answer: No silly ... cows go MOO!


Question: Knock knock.
Who's there?
A cargo.
A cargo who?

Answer: No silly, a car goes beep beep!


Question: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?

Answer: Jamaica good grade on the math test?


Question: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Celia.
Celia who?

Answer: Celia later, alligator!


Question: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?

Answer: Lettuce in and we'll tell you!


Question: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?

Answer: Justin time for dinner!


Question: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott who?

Answer: Scott nothing to do with you!


Question: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phyllis.
Phyllis who?

Answer: Phyllis in on the news!


Question: Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?

Answer: How-ward you like half of my hamburger?


Question: Why did the bed go to the hospital?

Answer: It had spring fever!


Question: What did the tree say when spring came?

Answer: What a re-leaf.
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