| Question: Why do people think Swiss cheese is so religious? Answer: Because it's so HOLY. Question: What's a duck's favorite snack? Answer: Cheese and quackers. Question: What is a boss's favorite food? Answer: The big cheese. Get it? Question: What did the teacher do to the cheese's paper? Answer: Grade it. Ha ha. Question: Why did the computer go to the supermarket? Answer: To get some cheese for the mouse. Question: What kind of cheese does Frankenstein's monster like? Answer: Muenster cheese. Get it? Question: What kind of cheese is not yours? Answer: Nacho cheese. Question: What kind of mouse does not eat cheese? Answer: A computer mouse. Question: What kind of cheese is used to build houses? Answer: Cottage cheese. Ha ha. Question: What type of cheese will eat your little sister? Answer: Muenster cheese. He he. |
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