| Question: Knock knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Answer: I didn't know you could yodel! Question: Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? Answer: No silly ... cows go MOO! Question: Knock knock. Who's there? A cargo. A cargo who? Answer: No silly, a car goes beep beep! Question: Knock knock. Who's there? Jamaica. Jamaica who? Answer: Jamaica good grade on the math test? Question: Knock knock. Who's there? Celia. Celia who? Answer: Celia later, alligator! Question: Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Answer: Lettuce in and we'll tell you! Question: Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Answer: Justin time for dinner! Question: Knock knock. Who's there? Scott. Scott who? Answer: Scott nothing to do with you! Question: Knock knock. Who's there? Phyllis. Phyllis who? Answer: Phyllis in on the news! Question: Knock knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Answer: How-ward you like half of my hamburger? Question: Why did the bed go to the hospital? Answer: It had spring fever! Question: What did the tree say when spring came? Answer: What a re-leaf. |
 |
 |
 |