Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting for in line.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me. I want people to know "why" I look this way. I have traveled a long way and some of the roads were not paved.
How old would you be if you did not know how old you are?
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
I do not know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Yeah,being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they do not recognize you.
If you do not learn to laugh at trouble, you will not have anything to laugh at when you are old.
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