Many of us "Old Folk" (those over 65 or there abouts) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting....whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to the fashions that the designers in New York City, California, and Paris inflict upon the world.
So I made a sincere study of the situation. Here are the results.
Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together.
A nose ring and bifocals.
Spiked hair and bald spots.
A pierced tongue and dentures.
Miniskirts and support hose.
Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
Speedos and cellulite.
A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar.
Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor.
Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge.
Bikinis and liver spots.
Short shorts and varicose veins.
In-line skates and a walker.
Thongs and depends.
But, otherwise, YOU ARE LOOKIN' GOOD!!!!!!!!